Beam Me Up

According to followers of Harold Camping, tomorrow is judgement day and the beginning of the end of the world. The next five months will be chaotic for those of us not good enough to be transported to heaven tomorrow afternoon. We will endure wars, plagues, earthquakes and general torment before the world ends finally in October.

So wait....the wars, earthquakes, plagues and general torments start tomorrow?

Huh, I thought I'd already heard about those happening?

And what will a heaven transport look like tomorrow?

So many questions come to mind.

Do I need to pick up my dry cleaning?

Can I eat whatever I want tonight when Jon and I go out?

Should I cancel my eyebrow wax and dental appointment?

Do I need to pay my house note or cut coupons?

Do I need a new outfit with matching bag, shoes and accessories for "rapture?"

Can I say any last words of repentance or meet with a pastor to get in on the heaven transport option before tomorrow?

I have to say I feel utterly unprepared for such an event tomorrow...and there are a few of you, friends and family, that I have been thinking might not be heaven bound either. So stay close and get ready for the bumpy ride ahead.