Joni- I love your body. You are a funny girl.
Rebecca- yeah.. I turned yellow and got skinny.
Joni- Maybe you could doctor my Christmas cards.
Rebecca- For a large fee I can do anything
Joni- Can you figure the "math" on that and get back to me??
Rebecca- yeah... it's.... family discount + x - y = 3000...yeah. that's it! and I think there is a pie in there too so let me know what kind you would like.
Joni- I got.....awesome sister + sexy - cottage cheese butt = you love me - 3000 = free!... and I did mine on a calculator so I know it's right
Apparently my entire family stinks at math.
Oh and here are the previews for your Christmas cards. So natural looking. I think Tanner looks especially dashing! I am still working on giving your husband hair.

3 comments:
can i have lip enhancements?
NOw thats a card that you send to your old boyfriend saying can't have me NOw..Wish you could don't yah.
Oh man. Laughed SOOOO hard.
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