There is a young, petite and beautiful asian woman I never want to see again. When we met on Tuesday she was kind, soft spoken and thoughtful. I never EVER want to speak to her again!
It all began with a hair appointment to get my hair colored. I went to Richelle's house to get some highlights put in my hair. As soon as my hair was dried and done Richelle said with a convincing tone and a nod of approval
"You wanna go get a spray tan"?
Richelle has a way of making anything sound appealing with her funny antics and terrific smile. With her enthusiam I was in for the spray tan immediatley but truly did not have the full picture of what this entailed.If I had I am not sure I would have been so anxious.
It meant...naked.
Standing on a stool
slow and agonizing
20 minutes
spinning
leg lifting
arm repositioning
NAKED!!
I kept my eyes closed like a young child that believes he is really in hiding if he can't see.
I envisoned this young girl's expressions as she scanned every inch of my body to ensure an even coat of spray. In my mind she was looking carefully- like a scientist looking through a microscope with furrowed brow and frown trying to figure out what in the world that gross thing is on the slide or in the petri dish.
Her thoughts had to be something like
Oh wow!
EW!
t-u-m-m-y t-u-c-k
never have children
maybe I shouldn't ever eat again
can I get the airbrush spray in that size dimple?
When I left I made no eye contact and I am sure that my sentiments of never seeing her or speaking to her again were shared.
poor girl...
I'm so sorry.
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What? No pictures?! Of course, I mean with clothes on!
I think I just tinkled.
I think of going to the OB when the doc asks if I want a nurse to come in. Seriously why else would you want another person looking at your who=ha. Its not fun being looked at under a microscope.
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